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AVOID SMOKE - Cambroon to Conondale (near Kenilworth) - fire as at 10:22am Monday, 10 August 2026 (WARN-74)

Location: Cambroon, Conondale and surrounding areas -26.699262589422762 latitude, 152.70450788424995 longitude, grid square QG63IH42
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Thick smoke is affecting Cambroon, Conondale and surrounding areas. This is from several fires burning near Rogers Road, Cambroon and Beausangs Lane, Conondale.

Fire crews are currently on scene. These fires could burn for days. Protect yourself from the impacts of smoke.

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STAY INFORMED - Kilkivan - fire as at 10:04am Monday, 10 August 2026 (WARN-72)

Location: Kilkivan, Black Snake and surrounding areas -26.11056810851664 latitude, 152.24855440659292 longitude, grid square QG63CV93
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A fire is burning near Blacksnake Road. This fire could burn for days.

Stay informed because the situation could change.

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- Decide what you will do if the bushfire gets closer.

- If the smoke is thick where you are, stay inside and close windows and doors.

- If you need medication to help you breathe keep it close. Smoke can make it hard to breathe.

- Do not fly drones around the fire as they affect firefighting.

- If you are in danger, call Triple Zero (000) now.
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AVOID SMOKE (HAZARD REDUCTION BURN) - Helensvale, Currumbin, Mount Tamborine to Binna Burra - fire as at 12:02pm Friday, 7 August 2026 (WARN-44)

Location: Helensvale, Currumbin, Mount Tamborine, Binna Burra and surrounding areas -28.06262063197414 latitude, 153.32253939027203 longitude, grid square QG61PW84
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Thick smoke is affecting Helensvale, Currumbin, Mount Tamborine, Binna Burra and surrounding areas. This is from multiple hazard reduction burning near Hinze Dam, Lower Beechmont Conservation Area and Nerang National Park.

Smoke could be in the area for days. Protect yourself from the impacts of smoke.

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AVOID SMOKE (HAZARD REDUCTION BURN) - North Stradbroke and surroundings islands - fire as at 11:59am Friday, 7 August 2026 (WARN-42)

Location: Russell Island, Lamb Island, Macleay Island and southern parts of North Stradbroke Island -27.667036455946807 latitude, 153.4086640996025 longitude, grid square QG62QH99
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Thick smoke is affecting Russell Island, Lamb Island, Macleay Island and southern parts of North Stradbroke Island. This is from Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service hazard reduction burning in the Naree Budjong Djara National Park.

Smoke could be in the area for days. Protect yourself from the impacts of smoke.

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Whats the best way to kiss a Martian with three mouths

Kissing a three-mouthed Martian requires a thoughtful strategy, mostly to avoid a catastrophic geometric collision.

1. Identify the Configuration

Before initiating contact, assess the facial layout:

Vertical Stack: Lower, middle, and upper.

Horizontal Row: Left, center, and right.

Triangular / Radial: Standard three-point symmetry.

2. Choose Your Strategy

The Sequential Approach (Recommended)

Target one mouth at a time. Start with the central/primary mouth to establish clear, consensual communication before moving to the secondary mouths. This minimizes confusion and avoids awkward head-tilting.

The Multi-Point Contact (For Advanced Xenophiles)

If you want to greet all three simultaneously, you will need to adjust your approach:

Cheek & Forehead Angles: Direct your lips to the main mouth while using a hand or fingers to press soft, gentle contact points near the other two.

The "Two-Sided" Tilt: For horizontal configurations, target the center mouth with your lips while leaning slightly so your cheeks rest against the adjacent outer mouths.

3. Key Safety & Etiquette Protocol

Check for Exhalations: Martian physiology may route breath, sound, or heat through different openings (e.g., one mouth for speaking, one for respiration, one for nutrient intake).

Watch for Atmospheric Reaction: Ensure your suit sealsor your shared atmosphereare compatible before making direct skin contact.

Pace Yourself: Three mouths mean three times the sensory feedback. Keep it slow, attentive, and light until you understand their body language.

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Wheneer you lecture, be concise: the soul
Takes in short maxims, and retains them whole:
But pour in water when the vessels filled,
It simply dribbles over and is spilled.

Quidquid praecipies, esto brevis, ut cito dicta
percipiant animi dociles teneantque fideles:
omne supervacuum pleno de pectore manat.

Horace (658 BC) Roman poet, satirist, soldier, politician Quintus Horatius Flaccus
Epistles Epistularum, Letters, Book 2, ep. 3 Art of Poetry Ars Poetica To the Pisos, l. 335ff (2.3.335-337) (19 BC) tr. Conington (1874)

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Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Dont Stop and Look Around Once in a While, You Could Miss It.

Daily writing prompt Whats the best piece of advice youve ever received

Its Friday. Im posting this as a reminder that your job is not your life! Your school is not your life! Your responsibilities are not your life! Sometimes, you need to stop and look around to enjoy your blessings. Am I saying you should call in sick to work, or ditch school today Nobut if you happen to have a vacation day or mental health day that you need to use, USE IT! There is something exhilarating about the freedom to do whatever you want on a work day.

Let me share about a time that I pulled a Ferris Bueller. I was a Senior in high school. I had my own car, a part-time job, and I only had a few classes to attend in the morning. Up until my Senior year, I was a model student. I always followed the rules, got good grades, and would never think of getting in trouble. But something about having my own car and money, together with the fact that I was getting married right after graduation, made me realize that I was an adult. I was 18. What more did I have to learn in the few months left of high school It was Spring, the weather was beautiful, and I had some money burning a hole in my pocket. So, one day I ditched my last class. It was my Accounting class, taught by the track coach, Mr. A. I went shopping and treated myself to takeout for lunch. Later that day, my brother, Eric, had an important track meet. I was so cocky, it didnt even occur to me that I would run into Mr. A. there! Besides, he would be down on the track, coaching his guys. I showed up to the meet a few minutes late and joined my parents in the stands. Everything was going well, until about halfway through the meet, here comes Coach A. climbing up the risers to where we were sitting. He sat in between me and my parents and then just leaned back to rest his elbows on the step behind us. This guy was one of the most popular teachers in school. He had swag before it was a thing!

Hey guys, hows it going he asked.

Hey coach! my Dad beamed. The boys are looking good today!

YeahEric is running strong. How about you, Heather You having a good day Coach asked as he turned his attention on me. My heart dropped into my stomach, as I felt beads of sweat form on my upper lip.

Um, yeah. Im ok, I guess, I replied. My mind was racing. He caught me! I was dead! He didnt even have to call homemy parents were right there! I cant believe how stupid I had been.

Just then my Mom chimed in,Oh, yeahHeather had a fun afternoon! She went out to lunch and went shopping, didnt you Heather Just what you needed since youve been so stressed with wedding plans lately.

What! My Mom totally outed me! Im sure Mr. A could see the horror in my eyes. He looked at me and gave me one of his patented suave grins, as he said, Well, it sure was a nice day for it. Glad you had a fun time.

Then, he shook hands with my Mom and Dad. Mr. and Mrs. McVickeralways a pleasure. Thank you for coming out and supporting the team. Id better get back down there. Good to see you!

As he began his descent, he looked over his shoulder and said, See you tomorrow, Heather, as he winked at me. What! He let me get away with ditching He really was the coolest teacher! Maybe he went up there planning to tell my parents, but then felt sorry for me. Maybe he just wanted to make the point that he knew, and to scare me into never ditching again. Whatever the case, I am so grateful that he didnt spill the beans.

So, am I going to ditch work today Nope. I dont have any students scheduled today, so I dont have to go to school. Maybe, I will find something fun to do, just as a reminder to enjoy life. After allLife moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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   Yes, sir.
   What do you mean, Yes, sir
   I was endeavouring to convey my appreciation of the fact that your position is in many respects somewhat difficult, sir. But I wonder if I might call your attention to an observation of the Emperor Marcus Aurelius. He said: Does aught befall you It is good. It is part of the destiny of the Universe ordained for you from the beginning. All that befalls you is part of the great web.'
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   He said that, did he
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P. G. Wodehouse (1881-1975) Anglo-American humorist, playwright and lyricist Pelham Grenville Wodehouse
The Mating Season, ch. 4 (1949)

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AVOID SMOKE - Howard - fire as at 8:59pm Wednesday, 5 August 2026 (WARN-25)

Location: Howard and surrounding areas -25.322653279506238 latitude, 152.55013458196566 longitude, grid square QG64GQ62
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Thick smoke is affecting Howard and surrounding areas. This is from a fire burning near Prawie Street.

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In response to this daily word prompt, I wrote about dreams, and how accepting that your dreams are going to be messy, weird, and thoroughly inconvenient is a good mindset for changing your life. Read it below:

Dreams Dont Come Gift Wrapped

Daily writing prompt If you had to give one life-changing tip, what would it be

Im scared for my sons in so many different ways.

Im scared that I cant provide for them. Im scared that Ive let my own trauma nest and thrive in their souls before they journeyed out into the world. Im scared that we have so thoroughly obliterated the environment that theyll permanently have a horizon of ash and smoke for an evening sky.

Im scared that theyll be bullied like I was, by not only strangers, but their own family. Im scared theyll seek the wrong people in their relationships, thinking they have to perform for love instead of simply loving themselves.

However, out of that whole galaxy of fear and sadness, what I worry the most about with them is that theyll let their dreams die on the altar of modern life and its throttle of superficial demands.

Those dreams, the ones they got so excited about after a field trip to a zoo or museum in elementary school, will just evaporate against the complicated backdrop of growing up and wanting to be accepted. The car ride conversations, talking to me about what stories, drawings, and animations they want to make.

I cannot quantify how precious those threads of dreaming and ambition are in their little voices. It is beautiful beyond all reason, and I do feel privileged to hear them describe their dreams.

That being said, acknowledging the sanctity and beauty of dreams in our children isnt necessarily a life-changing tip. No, my tip, and how it relates to dreams is pretty simple:

They dont come gift-wrapped.

Dreams arent supposed to be easy whether it is living them, fulfilling them, embracing them, or whatever verb or adjective you want to use. They are difficult to snare and hold onto. Youre pulling an eel out of the mud. Youre finding a four-leaf-clover on a jade hill. Youre scouring the abyss for a few swings of a snowy tentacle hanging off a giant squid. Youre submitting hundreds of times a year hoping to get published just once.

Dreams are beautiful, but they are clay on a wheel, and you constantly have to spin and center them or they dry out. They require upkeep, reinvention, evolution, and most of all work.

It isnt supposed to be easy, and the idea of a dream doesnt necessarily mean a final destination. No matter how many poems, books, stories, and posts I make or get published, my dream doesnt have final a boss. There is no ending. It is simply a complicated word for a journey, lifestyle, or way of life. Expect your dreams to be as messy as other parts of your existence. Afterall, they incorporate the very same emotions, forces, and magnetisms as any other plot point in your narrative arc.

Its okay that your dreams are shoddy, waylaid, incomplete, or awkward. That doesnt strip them of their beauty. They are a context and communication for how you see yourself in this world.

Theyre undeniably you.

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AVOID SMOKE (HAZARD REDUCTION BURN) - Spring Mountain (near Ipswich) - fire as at 12:17pm Tuesday, 4 August 2026 (WARN-10)

Location: Spring Mountain and surrounding areas -27.69530937759836 latitude, 152.9228686075574 longitude, grid square QG62LH03
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Thick smoke is affecting Spring Mountain and surrounding areas. This is from Ipswich City Council hazard reduction burning in White Rock Spring Mountain Conservation Estate.

Smoke could be in the area for days. Protect yourself from the impacts of smoke.

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AVOID SMOKE (HAZARD REDUCTION BURN) - Sunshine Acres (Hervey Bay) - fire as at 11:03am Tuesday, 4 August 2026 (WARN-9)

Location: Sunshine Acres -25.345829372328296 latitude, 152.8040388484801 longitude, grid square QG64JP67
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Incident Type: FIRE VEGETATION
Alert Level: Advice
Severity: Minor
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Thick smoke is affecting Sunshine Acres. This is from Fraser Coast Regional Council hazard reduction burning between Old Rifle Range Road and Justin Cresent.

Smoke could be in the area for days. Protect yourself from the impacts of smoke.

- If the smoke is thick where you are, stay inside and close windows and doors.

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Last updated: 2026-08-09

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